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Post by Eden on Feb 11, 2021 22:26:26 GMT -5
LOCATION &a ARENASYRENE, CALIFORNIAELYSIUM ARENAROLEPLAY & SEGMENT DEADLINES Friday, February 19th, 2021 at 9 PM PST, Midnight EST, 11 PM CT (US) Saturday, February 20th, 2021 at 5 AM (UK) Saturday, February 20th, 2021 at 4 PM (AUS)
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SEGMENTS Reward: 1 bonus point added to your total rp score. Must be RSVPed by the RP deadline and submitted by Sunday Midnight CT (US), either in standard results code or plain script style. Open to Anyone! Match One: Russell the Love Muscle versus Blake AndersonWe get a debut, and a fun name, as Russell the Love Muscle debuts against the very tough Blake Anderson. Can the newcomer overcome the vet, or does Blake get back on track?
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Post by Blake Anderson on Feb 14, 2021 0:59:28 GMT -5
Mutual Respect
The talk building up to the matchup between Blake Anderson and Jonny Cedrone was civil and the two had deepest respects on both parties. Both knew that the match would be a fight and that fight was welcomed on both ends. Not only was it welcomed but encouraged and with the fight over, yes Jonny won, but the respect after was appreciated by both. While there was no handshake in the beginning or the end, the grueling match showed how much both competitors with their earlier words would give acknowledgement on the efforts of both.
Next Phase
After the match with Jonny, the commentary team made a statement that for Blake, he would have to go “back to the drawing board”. Also, this match, there’s another topic or subtitle with this match. A “debut from a fun name”? What’s fun? That his name rhymes or the fact that Goodyear is sponsoring this match with me facing their mascot? Is this Blake’s back on track moment?
Destination:Dystopia
After the last match against Jonny Cedrone in what was a hard fought match between the two, Blake looks ahead to his next match...Russell the Love Muscle. We find Blake backstage in his locker room dressed for his match and as the cameraman goes to open the door, a mystery man is standing in the doorway. The man is none other than Sanatorium’s Arthan Ardelean, but why is he there? Is this the new norm for different brands to be seen on other brands? Whatever the case, from behind him, Blake sees the cameraman and tells Arthan to let them in and so he does.
As the cameraman walks past Arthan, Arthan closes the door and walks with the cameraman who places his hands on the cameraman’s shoulders to sit him down in a chair to interview Blake. Arthan walks over and stands next to Blake who’s seated on a sofa. Blake turns his gaze to Arthan and then to the camera that begins recording and he says this.
“Well, as much as it was a shock to hear what Jonny had to say about our fight, I’ll admit that he’s a hell of a fighter and that match was out of respect. My next opponent, not so much. See, you have to give respect to get respect and Jonny gave respect so although it’s a little late, he earned my respect if that holds any weight. But onto tonight's opponent. He's a newcomer and I'm again the measuring stick just like I've always done in the past. So here goes.
Bubba the Love Sponge? Wait, sorry, wrong guy. Russell the Muscle right? Should I bring you a ham as a peace offering or something? Man, I’m sorry but (he laughs) I’m facing a guy now after a fight, I’m facing a guy who looks like he never missed a meal and stole the other kids meals in school? (He takes a deep sigh). Well, this is World Wrestling Headquarters and I guess everyone gets to be a star. I can see your eyes looking at Arthan but don’t worry about him, what you need to worry about is what’s going to happen tonight. See, Russell, you haven’t been here long enough to get a cup of coffee but I’ve been here a while and I’ve done a lot. And speaking of everything I’ve done, I guess you can consider yourself either lucky or in some deep shit since I drew the straw like so many times before.
Maybe if you did some research and looked and everything that this company has been through, a handful of us have been around for a while and we’ve seen people come and go. The people that come, well, I’m the guy that they put out there as the welcoming party. (He smiles). Now I’m going to be upfront and blunt with you and tell you that I don’t like you, hell, I don’t like a lot of people. But because of you, I’m now a curtain jerker and that’s something I don’t like. So already you’ve pissed me off. Between being pissed off and some other things going on, it looks like you’re about to have a very very bad first day.
So suck up that gut you’ve got and some advice is to get some cardio like you’re running after the ice cream truck and get ready to enter your first day of boot camp. I could do a lot of things like humiliate you in front of everyone or I could just beat the living shit out of you and kick your ass back to the basement you crawled out of so you can go online and tell the dirt sheets or your internet porn and troll buddies that you got your ass handed to you by a WWH veteran. But don’t think I’m not going to see what you’ve got. You can get your shots in, hell, I’ll give you the first punch but know that’s going to be your last. I told you, I’m taking your ass to boot camp and yeah you might have what it takes to be here, but not tonight and not on my watch.
Say a prayer or whatever you have to do before the match because you can give your soul to God but your ass in mine. You’re not sitting at home watching Biggest Loser or whatever you watch when you’re feeding your face binge watching Netflix, no, you’re going to be right in the middle of the most extreme DDP Yoga that you can think of. Billy Blanks and everyone that you might’ve seen has nothing on what you’re about to go through. Don’t worry, there’s a puke bucket at ringside for whatever donut chunks you end up losing.
Bring your love muscle and any other muscle you have that’s not depleting oxygen to your brain for agreeing to a match against me. The saying goes that I’ll do this or that or I’ll die trying, well, you’re looking at the man that can and will make that happen. See, management still has yet to get in through their head that I’m not a man to play games with. No matter how you look at it, the outcome will always be the same. You’re going to get hurt, plain and simple. The easiest thing you’ve had to do so far is to sign the contract but you should’ve asked who your first opponent would be and maybe you’ve heard of me or maybe you haven’t, but after tonight, you’re going to wish you hadn’t and then wish that after, you won’t again. (Gazing off camera looking at the clock on the wall) it’s almost time so hope you’re ready. (He laughs as the camera fades to a Black screen and cuts off).
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2021 16:33:54 GMT -5
Russell The Love Muscle had finally signed the contract to become an official member of WWH. Russell knew that making a great first impression was very important but he had other business to deal with at the moment. He was covering a wrestling 101 class for incoming freshmen and he was nervous about it. Being a teacher was something Russell enjoyed in his spare time and a way to influence young men and women giving them a solid direction in life. He was waiting in the classroom as the students fill every single seat looking at Russell not sure what to think of him. He walks over and shuts the door quietly as he begins to speak.
Russell The Love Muscle Welcome everyone to Wrestling 101. I am Mr. Muscle and regardless of the path you are on as a sports entertainer, it is my job today to help you understand a few basics that will help you succeed going forward.
The students get out their notebooks and pay attention to one of the biggest guys they have ever seen.
Russell The Love Muscle I am sure some of you know this but the first rule to success is doing your homework. I know what a shocker right you're in college and still have to do homework. In this particular case though the homework is on your opponent to help understand them better and find some type of weakness.
Russell walks towards the chalkboard and writes down the name "Blake Anderson." The students look at each other wondering who that is.
Russell The Love Muscle I can see the confusion on your faces so let me explain. You see after this lesson I am going to be competing in my first match against a man named Blake Anderson. Now as I mentioned this lesson is on doing your homework and you best believe good ol' Russell The Love Muscle did his before coming here to set an example for the rest of you.
He begins writing down some stats underneath Blake's name.
Russell The Love Muscle When I did my homework, the first thing I noticed was Blake's age and height. He is nearly ten years older than me and slightly taller than me. Being I am younger most would say that I have an advantage in quickness but I understand that I am a big guy so I need to use my strengths in this match and quickness is not one of them. I am youthful and full of energy and love and Blake Anderson will be the first one to realize that the true strength of Russell The Love Muscle is my ability to not be bullied in fact, I push back twice as hard for anyone who thinks they can boss me around.
He turns back toward the board and writes down a little more information.
Russell The Love Muscle When you do homework everyone it does not have to be a huge amount just enough to get your opponent's attention and clearly this is not breaking news to Blake Anderson but I am one fat S.O.B. and Blake Anderson better be careful getting in the ring with me because the fact I outweigh him by over one hundred pounds means one thing. All I have to do is take all three-hundred and thirty-pound body of pure love and step on you cracking every rib you have and bruising the ego you've built up in a short period of time being in the company.
He grabs a chair facing the students taking a seat the tone on his face gets very serious.
Russell The Love Muscle I want to take a moment and speak directly to my opponent right here in this classroom. Blake Anderson, you may be a veteran compared to me but you are not God's gift to wrestling like you seem to imply. In fact, last I looked you have a blemish on your record and it hurts you to know that you are no longer the threat you once were. I want all these students to know that history will repeat itself once in a while and that is why Russell The Love Muscle's debut will be a memorable one for sure. It will be something to write a best selling book about.
He looks around the classroom as the students are writing at a fast pace trying to keep up as he speaks one more time knowing he doesn't much more time to speak with them.
Russell The Love Muscle Class never know what type of wrestler you are getting in the ring with which is something homework will help with now Blake Anderson proudly describes himself as a hardcore brawler type like it's supposed to give him this bad guy persona. Russell The Love Muscle does not care about what you think he only cares about what you can do and right now that is putting your words into action and bringing your "A" game the moment you step into the ring. I am strong, I am a leader, I am the energizer bunny Blake Anderson I keep going and going that's what you have to look forward to in this match. The moment you think you've finally tamed Russell The Love Muscle is the moment I slap you so hard the world will be shaken to its core.
Russell stands up as the bell goes off dismissing the kids with a quick bit of advice.
Russell The Love Muscle Class, I encourage all of you to be more like Russell The Love Muscle because Blake Anderson is about to see that I am more than just fun and games. The moment the bell goes off I am a mean lean loving machine that takes no mercy regardless of what people say. I am building my legacy Blake even if that means destroying yours in the process. Class dismissed.
The students leave silently as Russell gathers his thoughts.
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