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Post by Eden on Sept 21, 2020 14:06:38 GMT -5
Broadcasting through FXX and Netflix from The Sanatorium Arena in Serenity, CaliforniaRoleplay Deadlines: Friday, September 25th, 2020 at 9 PM PST, 12 AM EST, 11 PM CT(US) Saturday, September 26th, 2020 at 1 AM(UK)Roleplay Limit2 RPs, up to 1000 words apiece OR A single RP, up to 2000 words Match Two:Hugh Merus versus Chucky Ross
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Post by skullandbones on Sept 25, 2020 4:50:56 GMT -5
It was definitely one of the biggest upsets of the night. The Spooky Scary Skeletons not only defeating the Lobos De La Muerte, but doing so in extremely convincing fashion. There was only one man around who believed that this could be a possible outcome. I say around instead of alive because well..he’s not. Hugh Merus, and the dark pacts he formed with the legions of stray cats to give them the energy necessary to defeat one of the most hyped and impressive tag teams of the wrestling world in the Lobos debut, no less!
With this being the end of September, that kind of power was only going to increase for the likes of Mike Lavicle and Hugh Merus. Spooky Season was in full effect. And the closer they come to Samhain, the more unstoppable the Skellie Bois would prove to be. But before they could continue on course to a potential title opportunity at the World Tag Team Championships, they would be tested as singles competitors against Jonathan Edwards and Chucky Ross. Surely they had nothing to lose and everything to gain from this arrangement. But first, to the victors go the spoils, as Hugh Merus enjoys the fruits of his labors and cashes in his weekly reward provided by the WWH Sanatorium.
The Necrosis: Why...you...get...dollies?
Indeed. A lovingly crafted old victorian dollhouse was shipped to the room of Hugh Merus. Complete with about a half a dozen rag dolls of rather...ghastly descriptions of the most gothic sort. The kind of kids dolls that would be creepy even when advertised in the fifties as “family friendly” toys for girls.
Hugh Merus: Well?! You wanna play house or not?
It takes the Necrosis all of two seconds to reply.
The Necrosis: YESH!
And so, The Necrosis took a few of the dolls, while Hugh grabbed two his own. The Necrosis very quickly devolved into taking them up to the “roof” of the dollhouse and emoting one of them chucking the other from that elevation and screeching with a theatrical SPLAT sound of the murderous row. Merus giggled like a schoolgirl and had his two dolls making “kissy face”.
Hugh Merus: Muah muah muah! Oh Gary Black! I love you so much! Muah muah. But Charlotte, we’re cousins! Muah muah. It’s so wrong but so right, love me Gary! Oh! You’re so much better than Phantom! But Rossy Poo...I AM Phantom! Aaaaaahhhh!
Suddenly, it becomes clear upon close inspection that these dolls are in fact, replicas of the entire Order of the Soulless. Apparently, it was the Phantom doll throwing Gwendolyn Black off the roof of the house. But the Necrosis takes one of the as of yet unused dolls and creeps it up the back of the house as Hugh is smashing the Black and Ross dolls together in violent masochistic coitus.
The Necrosis: Nyeeeehh heh hehh...It’s me...CHUCKY ROSS...NYEEEHHH.
Without warning, Merus shrieks in several octaves higher than should be humanly possible, dropping his other dolls and ripping the Chucky Ross doll out of the hands of his Necrosis and begins smashing it all against the concrete walls of his cell. He punctuates the dollslaughter with a pseudo vertical suplex on the Chucky Ross doll, into an elbow drop and then several just straight stomps until the toy is crushed to pieces. Which takes a good bit, frankly. Those things were made near indestructible.
Hugh Merus: And that’s EXACTLY how I’m gonna beat Chucky Ross at the Sanatorium! Mwahahahaha. Ya see that Necrosis? I beat him good didn’t I?!
The Necrosis slowly rises from her seated, playful state. She approaches her brother in that classic creepy, herky jerky gait you would expect to see from Dr. Vannacutt from a House on Haunted Hill, or a Silent Hill nurse. She simply pats Hugh on the head, without saying a word, and making her way back to her own room outside of view. Merus, still thoroughly proud of himself, sat back down with the damaged Chucky Ross doll and petted it’s jester capped head like it was one of his magical cats that gave him the power to defeat his previous opponents. Would that kind of wicked magic take hold over his new Soulless singles opponent?
Hugh Merus: See Chucky boy? There’s really no reason to do this match anymore. I’ve already won! So I certainly wouldn’t blame you if you decided to just concede. Surrender. Capitulate. Relent. Ya know, give up! I mean let’s be real...wouldn’t THAT be the biggest prank of all? Yous a funny guy. I’m a funny guy. Let’s subvert everyone’s expectations! You can be Kathleen Kennedy, and I can be Rian Johnson. Together, we’ll kill this show quicker than you can say “I’m Rey Skywalker!”
Although the exact origins of the voice are unknown, a very audible “Booo” emanates from a cell somewhere in the distance as someone, somewhere was listening and doesn’t appreciate the humor of Humerus. After all, the wounds may never heal from the festering corpse that was the once great Star Wars franchise. Hugh finalizes his message with one last address.
Hugh Merus: Alright alright alright. Look, Chucky, baby. I gotta be real with you. I have no idea what I’m doing here. Before, I could always count on brother Mike to keep me straight and focused on this thing we do called “Wrestling”. For me? I just enjoy bouncing heads off turnbuckles until permanent brain damage can be ascertained. Mmmm aspartame. I do enjoy a good diet soda. Speaking of which, this promo is sponsored by Coke Zero. Same great taste, zero the calories! It’s good for your bones! You can trust me...I’m a skeleton. But I digress! I don’t like doing the flippy shit. I’m not as technically sound as my partner. I’m the heavy; in more ways than one! I’m big boned, after all. Unfortunately for you, that means you’re going up against an unpredictable opponent. Even I don’t know what I’m gonna do in there! I’d say I’m sorry ahead of time...but frankly? I won’t be. I’m gonna have way too much fun squishing you into jelly like I did this dollie here! Brother Mike doesn’t like this place. But I do...oh boy do I ever! And you and I? Well...we’re gonna have A LOT...OF FUN TOGETHER. Hwue weh weh weh weh! See ya there friend! I’ve got something for you that will REALLY strike your funny bone! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Chucky Ross on Sept 25, 2020 12:23:33 GMT -5
As the scene opens, we appear to be in a house of mirrors of sorts. As the camera moves along, we start to see several figures glancing towards it. Then after a few moments, we are in a sitting room of sorts in the dead center of this house of mirrors. Then the camera catches "The Soulless Jester" Chucky Ross sitting on a couch of sorts as he looks up to the camera.
"The Soulless Jester" Chucky Ross Oh hello there, I didn't see or hear you come in. Welcome to my home away from home, The House of Mirrors. I use this place from time to time to converse with my "demons" and the other voices that reside in my head.
Then as he sips his drink, three figures step out from the Mirrors. The figures are shadowy at first before fully materializing into the mortal realm. And the three figures are as followed; Tobias, a sharply dressed fellow that looks more like a lawyer than a demon; Orindal, a crazed and maniacal looking man that looks like it wants to rip and tear every living thing in site; and then we have Gareth, a man who looks time displaced but definitely is smart enough to know how to hold their own whenever they maybe. Then Tobias speaks first.
Tobias Charles, my dear boy. What brings you to The House of Mirrors?
"The Soulless Jester" Chucky Ross Tobias, it's great to see that you still haven't changed a lot since we last talked. Well, the main reason I came was to get your opinions on my upcoming opposition, Hugh Merus.
Tobias and the others chuckle a bit upon hearing the name of his opponent.
Tobias Please tell me your joking my dear boy. Is your opponent seriously named that?
Chucky nods his head yes.
"The Soulless Jester" Chucky Ross Indeed it is. He claims to be some "undead" creature or a skeleton brought back to the land of the living due to some cliché necromancer/doctor bringing people back to life to do his dirty work and whatnot. But that's a story for another day, so how should I torture him?
Tobias puts his hand onto his chin as Orindal steps up and pounds his fists together.
Orindal You rip and tear him a new one! It's as simple as that. No need to "strategize" and whatnot. Pound him into the mat, make him bleed that sweet red juice and break bones. Do whatever it takes to get the victory!
Chucky looks at Orin like that's always your answer.
"The Soulless Jester" Chucky Ross Orin, that's your answer for everything. Can we for once, not rip and tear things to shreds?
Orindal looks at Chucky like but it's worked for me in the many lifetimes that he has been alive. That's when Gareth steps up to speak.
Gareth My dear Chucky, what if we were to combined our strategies into one pure and solid plan? You see; Orindal likes violence, Tobias likes mind games and making his opposition think about their poor life choices, while on the other hand, like to strike when the opportunity is right. So you see, we need to make Hugh Merus reconsider everything "he" has done with his existence.
That's when Chucky stands up and places the drink he was sipping onto the table in front of him.
"The Soulless Jester" Chucky Ross The three of you having very solid points. Especially you Gareth. Normally I would just want to humiliate my opposition in some way by playing mind games just like Tobias. But I don't think that is going to work against an "undead" creature such Hugh Merus. While Orindal's approach has also worked in the past, I don't that will work either. Your strategy Gareth, where I use all three of you in some fashion sounds like the best approach. I do prefer to land The Joke's on You out of nowhere most of the time. And if I do the Demonic Desensitization, that requires to be in front of them and spiking someone like Hugh Merus's skull into the mat in order to achieve the victory. So, I think it's time that the world meet the darker side of my psyche. What do you three think?
Tobias, Orindal, and Gareth look at each other like Chucky must have finally snapped.
Tobias I don't think the world is ready for that, my dear boy. I really think you should reconsider that course of action.
Chucky gets a devilish grin across his face.
"The Soulless Jester" Chucky Ross Did I stutter? I want the world especially Hugh Merus to learn what darkness really is. He claims to be the muscle of the Spooky Scary Skeletons, well then he will get my form of muscle. I want to bring out HIM!
Again the three of them have aghast looks upon their faces due to Chucky's request.
Orindal I definitely don't think the world is ready for that monster. Even I am scared of that creature and I am quite literally a Rage demon.
Chucky does the crying motion with his hands.
"The Soulless Jester" Chucky Ross I do believe that he would be the best being for the job. Hugh Merus thinks it's funny to make fun of not just me but the entire family. Especially Gary, I don't think so. It's time for DOOMSDAY BITCHES!
Then he slaps his face a few times before another figure starts to approach one of the mirrors. Then after a few moments, a hulking monster of a person steps through the mirror.
Tiberius Who dares summon me? For I am Tiberius, the Lord of Destruction.
The other three start to cower a bit in fear. Chucky just stands there like it's a normal day. Then he bows gracefully.
"The Soulless Jester" Chucky Ross My lord Tiberius, that would have been me to summon you from the recesses of this Realm of the Soulless. You see my opposition named Hugh Merus...
That's when Lord Tiberius stops him.
Tiberius, Lord of Destruction Please tell me you are joking with that name.
Chucky shakes his head no. That's when Lord Tiberius walks up to Chucky and pats him on the shoulder.
Tiberius, Lord of Destruction It is alright, my child. I will help you destroy this pestilent little annoyance that you have presently. Hugh Merus, you have stepped up to the wrong Jester and group overall. For you see, when you after one of us, all of want to come out and play with what remains of your carcass. So at this event called Sanatorium, if you even think you have a chance in hell of beating our "Soulless Jester" then I think this mortal vessel can sum it up right here.
Chucky turns back to face the camera once more.
"The Soulless Jester" Chucky Ross THE JOKE'S ON YOU, Hugh Merus. Because when all is said and done, you will go crying back to Spooky Scary Skeletons and never want to CROSS me or The Order of The Soulless ever again. Comprende, home slice!
Then all the others start to leave as Chucky sits back on the couch and finishes his drink.
"The Soulless Jester" Chucky Ross Let's be real, Hugh Merus. You lot have been lucky your past several encounters. But you have faced someone like me before. I might seem like a JOKER but in reality I can and will end your miserable existence in a heartbeat. So come as prepared as you think you can be, cause Sanatorium your SOUL is MINE! And that my dear boy makes the Joke's On You!
Then he gets up as he heads of the Hall of Mirrors and then Chucky suddenly jerks back awake as we are now back in his cell where he has been sitting in a meditative state this entire time. Then he glances up to the camera outside of cell as his eyes turn a familiar shade of red to indicate it's time for destruction. Then he walks to bed and lays down on it as the scene fades to black.
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